DR GIRLFRIEND / RESEARCH & PRODUCTION

The Literacy Desk

Six research tubes. Follow the evidence through the production line.

Enter the factory

About 4 minutes · tap, mouse or keyboard

Public edition · Free to play

LAB RECORD / SOURCE MATERIAL

Before the first pour.

Read a source. Question a claim. Keep your observations below.

DJ Scratch: Robotics and autonomous hands
Sag Sniffer: Canine nutrition
Cortisol Corgi: Chronic stress
Lil Boyfriend: Living in small spaces
Coach Armie: Training load and recovery
MBS Fuel: Stimulants and dosage

Research references & production notes

Piazza et al., 2019: robotics and autonomous hands.
AAFCO: Dog Food Nutrient Profiles.
Gutierrez Nunez et al., 2025: chronic stress.
NLIHC: Out of Reach 2025.
Qin et al., 2025: training load and recovery.
FDA: Spilling the Beans on caffeine.

These are the source labels carried by the six public tubes. Twelve mixtures make twelve obsolete coaches, each with a workout myth to debunk. Pour left to right, mould and pack to reveal the goggles. Their broadcast hints remain restricted off air.

Open the full research channel

How to play

Do: Mix twelve obsolete coaches and debunk their myths
Finish: Pour left to right, mould and pack to reveal the goggles

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Your research notebook

PUT THE BELIEF AND THE SOURCE IN SEPARATE TUBES.

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